Johnny was asked
| Religious jokes
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
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An old couple in an old folks home are having an
| Dirty jokes
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman's distraught and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT TH
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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
| Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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How does a leopard change its spots ?
| Various animal jokes
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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Did you hear about the guy
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?'
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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.