Father
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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What world athletic sporting event is held every
| Pig jokes
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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What bird tastes just like butter ?
| Bird jokes
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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Men are like shag
| Men jokes
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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What are the two greatest lies? “The check is in the mail,” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.”