A man is fibbing
| Dead and dying jokes
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was witho
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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
| Dog jokes
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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Scott finally got his
| Dirty jokes
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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What three letters in the alphabet frighten
| Criminal jokes
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
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A husband and wife entered the
| Dentist jokes
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns
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What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.