Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
| History jokes
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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What did the bicycle call its
| Bicycle jokes
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
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A manager was being interviewed after he had
| Sport jokes
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
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What do you find in an elephants graveyard
| Elephant jokes
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
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A Director arrives below and is met by
| Heaven and hell jokes
A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly lik
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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s