Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons?

For all of you with teenagers or who have had

| Cat jokes

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane effo

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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were

| Fishing jokes

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blo

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A city boy was

| Weather jokes

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.

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There are a lot of words you

| Men jokes

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

| Banana jokes

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons? They’re short of breath!