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A boat

| Travel and tourist jokes

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the tourist. T

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For his birthday the monster asked for a

| Birthday jokes

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip

| Travel and tourist jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !

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Which burgers love to act?

| Burger jokes

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

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What's the

| Bus jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book