Where do baby ghosts go during the
| Ghost jokes
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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Howard County Police officers still
| Farmer jokes
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
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When is a black dog not a black dog ?
| Dog jokes
When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
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An elderly couple were
| Old age jokes
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you
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Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !