What do you get when you put a car and a
| Car and train jokes
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
| Witch jokes
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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A distraught mum rushed into the back
| Baby jokes
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."
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How do you scare a man?
| Men jokes
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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What do young ghosts write their homework in?
| Ghost jokes
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !