One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
| Baby jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers