A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in

What do piggys take when they are sick?

| Pig jokes

What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!

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When you call a dog, they usually come to

| Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher

| Dead and dying jokes

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he

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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

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What did the little kid do with the

| Dead and dying jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “I’ll have fish and chips twice,” he orders. “Sure, I heard you the first time,” came the reply.