Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
| Marriage jokes
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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Fred
| Money jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
| Time jokes
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
| Firefighter jokes
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some C
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What do you call a python with a great
| Snake jokes
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough out of you !