Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a

Why don't ghosts make good magicians.

| Ghost jokes

Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken

| Bird jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

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What dance do hippies hate?

| Dance jokes

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get

| Ant jokes

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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Hello, police? Please send an officer over

| Telephone jokes

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. “Well, I’d have to say that it’s a bag that tells you when you’ve drunk way too much,” answered the equally wasted gent. “Ah hell, whaddya know? I’ve been married to one of those for years!”