Waiter, waiter! There’s a

Q: How did the frog cross the

| Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to

| School jokes

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken

| Bird jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

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What do you think of Dracula films?

| Vampire jokes

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

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Q: What's the difference between a chorus line

| Dirty jokes

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who’s going to look after his family?