Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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What do you get from a short-legged cow?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
| Food jokes
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday!