What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
| Cowboy jokes
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
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Why do raindrops like lightning at
| Weather jokes
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
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The criminal mastermind found one of his
| Criminal jokes
The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
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President Clinton died and knocked at
| Heaven and hell jokes
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I li
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!