A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
| Hunting jokes
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat
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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
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A man had
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bar
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Why did the viper, viper nose ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “It’s me, Bill Clinton”. “What bad things did you do on earth?” Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. And I lied, but I didn’t commit perjury.” After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, “OK, here’s the deal. We’ll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won’t call it ‘Hell. You’ll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won’t call it ‘eternity. And don’t ‘abandon all hope’ upon entering, just don’t hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.”