Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
| Men jokes
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Two
| Divorce jokes
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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Q: How do you recognize a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
| Elephant jokes
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants
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Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, “As best as we can figure, it is something like – Hey, can you hear me now?