Science teacher: What happened when
| School jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".
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According to "The Australian," an airliner
| Aviation jokes
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging
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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
| Elephant jokes
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
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A blonde gets
| Aviation jokes
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO
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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he’s not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.