Interns think of God, residents pray
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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Whats the definition of love,
| Dirty jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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An airline pilot wrote that on this
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his
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Did you hear about the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
| Music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!