How come if ants are always so busy they always get
| Ant jokes
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
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What is the hamburgers' most familiar
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!
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Officer: Soldier, do
| Military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
| Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think
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What time is it when you have to go to the
| Dentist jokes
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
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Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!