The criminal mastermind found one of his

Computers make very fast, very accurate

| Computer jokes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting

| Police jokes

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

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BoyFriend: Why didn't you

| Birthday jokes

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting

| Political jokes

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

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Q: How has Clinton made his

| Clinton jokes

Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

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The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. “What are you doing that for?” demanded the crook boss. “Only doing what you ordered,” said the stupid thug. “You told me to lie low for a bit!”