Little Johnny came home from school
| Children jokes
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroo
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Fred's new girlfriend uses such
| Face jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
| Religious jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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What European capital has the most ghosts?
| Ghost jokes
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic
| Religious jokes
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”