Arvil was coming out of the Texas University

Why did the chicken get sent off?

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Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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Q: What is the difference between a liberal

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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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A Scotsman paying his first

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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the

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What is a dog's favourite Easter

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What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. “Would you like to become a Jehovah’s Witness?” asked one of the girls. “No, I really couldn’t. I didn’t see the accident.”