Two attorneys went into a
| Waiter jokes
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their sh
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give
| Telephone jokes
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?'
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A lone tourist who is passing through the
| Farmer jokes
A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of
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Doctor, Doctor will this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!