A survey was being taken on the University of

Conductor, do you stop

| Bus jokes

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a

| Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the

| Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

| Zoo jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

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Q: How many Taureans

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, “What do you think of bilingualism?” “Oh, I think it’s okay,” said the boy, “if it’s between consenting adults.”