Conductor, do you stop
| Bus jokes
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the
| Religious jokes
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
| Zoo jokes
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Q: How many Taureans
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, “What do you think of bilingualism?” “Oh, I think it’s okay,” said the boy, “if it’s between consenting adults.”