Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
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What did the grape say when the
| Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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Q: How many Mafia
| Humor jokes
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
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What do you get it
| Teeth jokes
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
| Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring. Of course. What’s your phone number ?’