Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is

| Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

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Little Brother: I'm going to

| Brother and sister jokes

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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What do you get it

| Teeth jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're

| Cat jokes

Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool

| Aardvark jokes

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"

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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.