Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Little Brother: I'm going to
| Brother and sister jokes
Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
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What do you get it
| Teeth jokes
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
| Cat jokes
Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool
| Aardvark jokes
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.