Little Brother: I’m going to

Why are frogs no good at

| Internet jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just

| Farmer jokes

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to

| Teeth jokes

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and

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Why shouldn't you believe a

| Bed jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

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Why did the condom

| Dirty jokes

Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!