Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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Who invented the telephone?
| Telephone jokes
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
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Staring down from the bench to announce the
| Divorce jokes
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
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Did you hear about the overweight
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet.” “Thank God!” cried Monahan. “I thought I ran over a nun!”