FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
| Zoo jokes
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . . BERT: What did you do?
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Camp Woodland was across the
| Farmer jokes
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are! was his answer.
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If all the nations in the world are in
| Answer me this jokes
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
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Do steam rollers really roll
| Answer me this jokes
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
| Various animal jokes
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.