There is a new Barbie doll on
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
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Judge: What is your
| Judge jokes
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
| Christmas jokes
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
| Spelling jokes
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
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What would you have if your car's
| Car and train jokes
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.
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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse”, she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. “O.K., now take off my skirt”, and he takes off her skirt. “Now take off my bra”, which he does. “And now, Johnny, please take off my panties”. Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, “Johnny, please don’t wear any of my clothes to school anymore!”