What did the answering machine say to the

Do you send e-mails on your home

| E-mail jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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How can you tell when a skunk is

| Various animal jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment

| Salesmen jokes

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman

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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their

| Music jokes

Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Little monster:

| Monster jokes

Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.