What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
| College jokes
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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Q. Why do men buy electric
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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An angel appears at a faculty
| College jokes
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a
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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said ‘Disney Land left’ they turned around and went home.