There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
| Ethnic jokes
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection,
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Why was the farmer
| Farmer jokes
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his
| Political jokes
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"
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A golfer, playing a round
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lo
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It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. “What will you have?” the bartender asked. “I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied. “I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second. “I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third. “OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. “That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”