One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment

What did the mother ghost tell

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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My boyfriend thinks I'm

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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his her

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I can't understand why people say my

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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.

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Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke

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Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. “What is that?” Mikey asked. “It’s a thermos,” the salesman replied. “What does it do?” asked Mikey. “This baby,” the salesman said, “keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation. The next day he arrived at the plant where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object. “What is it?” they asked. “It’s a thermos,” Mikey replied. “What does it do?” they asked. “Well,” Mikey says in a bragging manner, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” “What do ya got in it?” To which Mikey says, “Three cups of coffee and a popsicle.”