What do you call a pig with no legs?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!
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Recently
| Heaven and hell jokes
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Do buses and trains run on time?
| Bus jokes
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They’re both down under, and no one cares.