A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
| Horse jokes
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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How far do burgers go in school?
| Burger jokes
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
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A pirate was talking to a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news & bad news.” “Oh, no,” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the bad news first.” “The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.” “Gosh, and the good news?” “The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil.”