A husband and wife were having dinner at a
| Divorce jokes
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "s
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When does a bed grow longer?
| Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
| Ethnic jokes
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Am
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Q: What kind of neckwear
| Clinton jokes
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.