A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the

| Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

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What makes you think the

| Criminal jokes

What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "

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A man

| Parent jokes

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got ho

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch

| Food jokes

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

| Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, “You can go home now.”