What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !
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The managing partner in an accounting firm
| Accountant jokes
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethi
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the
| Insect jokes
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her, “Put them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I’m trying to get some work done.” He starts back to work, but a few minutes later an elf barges in. “Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should we do with them?” Santa snaps, “Stick ’em in the sleigh! Can’t you see I’m trying to get ready? I don’t want any more interruptions!” But sure enough, as soon as he starts back to work, there is another interruption. An angel, standing at the door, says, “Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where would you like me to put it?” And this is where we get the tradition of placing an ange l on top of the Christmas tree.