The banker fell overboard from a friend's
| Business jokes
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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Why did the piglets do badly in
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
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What happened when the slave put his head into a
| Teeth jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
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Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!