How can you be sure you have counterfeit
| Money jokes
How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
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When
| Political jokes
When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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What is taller when it sits down than
| Dog jokes
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
| Blonde jokes
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smar
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Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.