Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous

How does a vampire clean his house?

| Vampire jokes

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

| Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

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Marriage is a three

| Marriage jokes

Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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What is the bank manager's favourite

| Sport jokes

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!

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The President is running down the street one

| Political jokes

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !