How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
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Marriage is a three
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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What is the bank manager's favourite
| Sport jokes
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
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The President is running down the street one
| Political jokes
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !