This executive was interviewing a
| Blonde jokes
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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A doctor had been attending a rich
| Money jokes
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman. "I've only got to make a will. And do you
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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
| Dirty jokes
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.