A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover

A friend meets up with her friend as she is

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A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinke

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Do you

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Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I like to see,” said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, “Well, he sure doesn’t know the first thing about shark fishing.”