What is the difference between the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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A friend of
| Marriage jokes
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
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A US
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. '
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. “Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded. “No !” his weeping wife replied. “Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked. “NO !!!” she said even more upset. “Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked. “Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” she snapped.