Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus

| Dog jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he

| Parent jokes

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.

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When they arrived at the therapist's

| Mental health jokes

When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing all

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A reporter heard Bush and one of his

| Political jokes

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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A Lutheran

| Car and train jokes

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just

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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.