How do you communicate
| Fishing jokes
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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What did the Abominable
| Teeth jokes
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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I gotta A in
| Spelling jokes
I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
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What do you do? a young man asked
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !