Why do aardvarks make undesirable
| Aardvark jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
| School jokes
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
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What's a snakes favourite dance ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
| Aviation jokes
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he ca
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
| Insect jokes
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.