A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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What is a twip?
| Travel and tourist jokes
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
| Money jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig
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This customer comes into
| Computer jokes
This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots she stops him “Excuse me, Captain” she says, “I am doing a survey on human sexuality…I was wondering if you could answer a few questions…” The pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three questions, she asks him “…and when was the last time you had sex?”. Straight away the Captain replies “1959”. The girl was shocked. She looks at the captain and asks “1959 isn’t that a long time ago?”. “Oh” the pilot replies “I guess so…but it’s only 2015 now…”